Jumbled Up Thoughts In My Jumbled Up Head

fuckyeahdemetrimartin:

“I love Christmas cookies, but it’s frustrating because you can’t have those cookies the rest of the year, ‘cause it’s not appropriate, it’s seasonal, you know? I hate that! I think you can have them, even in the summertime. You just have to reframe the cookie. You know what I mean? Like, ‘Hey, I’ve got some pine trees here! Anybody want a pine tree?’ ‘These non-denominational stars are still hot!’ ‘Can I get another girl-with-a-fucked-up-back cookie, please? These saggy hunchbacks are delicious!’”